Royal Parody – “No Sweat” Premium Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | As Never Collection
Start your day with dry humor and cozy confidence. 🚫💦
The “No Sweat” Crewneck Sweatshirt pairs a clean, understated logo on the front with a bold, satirical portrait on the back — a teardrop-eyed royal figure that says it all without trying. Part of the As Never Collection, it’s comfort with a side of commentary.
Made from a midweight cotton-poly blend, this crewneck is soft yet durable — ideal for slow mornings, late-night edits, or brisk walks that demand equal parts irony and insulation. The tubular knit and relaxed silhouette layer effortlessly under coats or over favorite tees.
Thoughtful details like ribbed cuffs, reinforced stitching, and a tear-away label give it that lived-in feel right from the first wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes make it a responsible choice for conscious buyers — because satire should never come at the planet’s expense.
Product Features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for clean lines and less waste
- Ribbed collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for lasting structure
- “No Sweat” front embroidery and large back DTG print
- OEKO-TEX-certified dyes and ethically grown U.S. cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Duchess of Sus
- Email: contact@support.duchessofsus.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Royal Parody – “No Sweat” Premium Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | As Never Collection Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|