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Royal Parody – “Carrying Emotional Baggage” Standard Organic Cotton Tote (16″ × 14.5″ × 5″) | As Never Collection

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✨ Carrying Emotional Baggage – Duchess of Sus Organic Cotton Tote Bag (Standard size) ✨

For the days when you’re not just running errands… you’re carrying years of emotional baggage with poise and impeccable style — as any Duchess would.

This organic cotton tote is the perfect companion for grocery runs, royal-level scheming, or dramatically storming out of a Pilates class. Spacious enough for books, produce, and the invisible burdens you definitely didn’t start… but will certainly finish.

The minimalist design delivers a subtle wink to those who “get it,” while staying classy enough for a soft-spoken side-eye.

Because even when you’re weighed down… you should still look like you planned it.

👑 Product Details

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill — eco-friendly, just like the Duchess’s curated lifestyle

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

  • 30 lb weight limit (13.6 kg) for all your “totally fine, I’m fine” essentials
  • 30 lb weight limit (13.6 kg) for all your “totally fine, I’m fine” essentials

  • Long 1″ × 25″ self-fabric straps for over-the-shoulder drama

👑 Why the Duchess Loves It

Lightweight. Sturdy. Stylish.
Perfect for maintaining grace under pressure — literal and emotional.

Carry it to the farmers market, the bookstore, or anywhere you need a quiet reminder that you are, in fact, holding it all together… just barely… but beautifully.

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More details

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz

Size & Fit

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.